Chronicles of My Holiday

The holidays are fast approaching d end for me as i hav 2 go bak 2 dat freaking hell hole on thurs nite.. shit shit shit shit.. Im just blogging coz extreme boredom has taken over me and facebook has finally lost its appeal for me.. lets view d chronicle of my hols...

Day 1: Arrived in larkin terminal at 6 am. I didnt get up at d toll like i always do due to extreme tiredness. So it meant dat i called my dad later than usual and had 2 wait 4 him at d bus terminal... For a normal person, this is not considered bad. However, im NOT normal.. i tend 2 get stared at by people.. like, wat is their problem? neva seen a punjabi gal before izzit? i had 2 bear 10 agonizing minutes of gawking by lousy strangers =( .... Needless 2 say, i spent most of d day sleeping and then facebooking by nightfall.

Day 4: D day started off with me feeling like d ugliest person in d world... My face looked like crap, my body looked like crap... basically everything was crap.. Then, my mum brought us 2 see d movie Blue at CS... while getting ready, i kept cursing myself.. to me, my ass looked horrible in my jeans, my hair was like a birds nest and my face loked like total crap... i must have been hormonally-imbalanced on dat day..yet, my sister said i looked nice,bless her.. At cs, we (d kids) were fighting abt mcD in d cinema hall.. we managed 2 smuggle in 3 fillet-o-fish meals...(to d TGV management, i would like 2 say sorry and sucka!!) anyway, we were fighting coz my bro wanted 2 eat d burger d moment we entered d cinema hall n i didnt let him, dat greedy pig... d movie was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dchick was practically shoving her ass up d camera... i felt ike chasing my brother out of dat place... oh god...

Day 8: I got a new handphone!!!! and contact lenses!!!!! woooo hooooooooo!!! My baby is Nokia 5730 Xpress Music.. thank you to my ma for bying me THREE pairs of coloured contacts and also THANK YOU to my bhua ji's n d rest of d tg malim family for d financial contribution 2 buy me a phone..

Day 9: It was GIRLS GONE WILD DAY!!!!!!! My sis n i spent 3 hours mindlessly window shopping at cs.. no money no talk baby.. i pity d shop people... i must say, my sis i are pretty good actors.. we managed 2 look super interested in d clothes but not buy anything at all.. hehehehehehe.. (again, SUCKA!!!) after mindless walking we went ona date at Seasons... sharing chocolate cake n ice cream like a couple... actually, we were spying n other couples. There was this one couple, an indian dude n a chinese chick who were all cuddled up and snuggling each other.. being geniusses dat we are, my sis n i copied their lovey-dovey antics and ended up exploding in laughter.. aft d indian dude stared at us, we decided it was time 2 get d hell outta there.....

Day 10: Nothing much happened durig d day xcept dat we went 2 d temple coz gt prayers for Guru Nanak's upcoming bday anniversary.. At night however, somebdy told me something that IMMEDIATELY put a stop on my ugly feeling mood.. My friend who i hav not seen since april (Vaisakhi) said 2 me, "Kirat, you're getting prettier day by day"... THANK YOU RABBA!!!! With that one siple sentence, i couldnt stop smiling d whole time i was at d temple... hmmm, i must hav looked like a deranged nutcase... oh well..

Day 11: It was a sunday and i got up at 5 am... y? coz me my ma n pa were going 2 KL!!! for a wedding... but d wedding was a side excuse, d main reason i was goin coz i didnt get a chance 2 meet d tg malim family during diwali (no thanks 2 kmp) n i wanted 2 thank them 4 my brand new PHONE!!!!! Jasjiet ended up playing with my phone while simmie n i chatted during d wedding cermony... not my fault, it was extremely long n booooring.... none of my relatives could recognize me at first... all were like, kirat! u look so different... simmie even called me sexy (thanx baby, i appreciate d love) Aft dat, we went 2 shin p's hse so dat i could catch a glimpse of sherin... had quite a pleasant time there.. plus i FINALLY got 2 c my new baby cousin (so cute!)


Day 13: I went for a facial, but now i regret my decision coz i had an allergy 2 d products used n now my skin is all red and blotchy(thank god gt no pimples).. my sis said dat i look like i hav a sunburn and now my skin is dry and peeling away... Again i look like crap an d i hav 2 show my face at KMP in TWO days.. god, pls cure my skin!!!

It is day 14 while im writing this blog and i have an unfulfilled dream of eating at Sushi King =(
Does anybody know if there is Sushi King in Alor Setar? Im serious...