When Boredom Strikes

I should get my creative juices flowing.. so I wrote this. dont even ask what was going on in my head when i wrote this.

ONE DAY, I DIED

One day, I died. I did not know that had I died or how I died. I just died. One minute I was standing there and the next minute I was not. I felt weird…..and hungry. What do ghosts eat? Do ghosts eat at all? I looked around, searching for some yummy food to eat, preferably food saturated I fats and salt……like a burger…..or French fries. Yeah, I like French fries. Then, I saw IT. It was so beautiful, but what was it? Oh yeah, it was French fries. Glorious French fries.

I tried to remember the details of my life. Oops. I mean my past life. However, my mind was blank. It was as if as my memory was wiped away. I could not remember anything at all! The harder I tried to remember, the more I seemed to forget. Details were trickling away from my mind as fast as water was trickling away through cupped hands. I stared into space blankly for a full minute. Suddenly, I felt a pang of horror. What is my name? All I seem to remember is that my name started with the letter ‘K’, or was it ‘C’? No, it starts with the letter ‘K’. My name is…..my name is…. I think I will call myself K for the moment.

You know what? I am still hungry. I looked at my ghostly body and realised that my body looked solid. I wondered if I can walk through walls and other things. Guess what? I walked into a wall and squashed my nose flat. The worst part was that MY NOSE REMAINED SQUASHED! I touched my nose absent-mindedly and stare at the wall blankly like an idiot.

This was just great! I was a weird ghost with a squashed nose suffering from amnesia. My nose did not hurt, though. I walked around, or rather drifted around. Then, I noticed other weird-looking people. They had squashed hands, legs, faces and various other body parts. OH MY GOD! I was actually living in a ghostly realm and it was NOTHING like I thought it would be. I am such a loser ghost.

You know something? I’m bored. Being a ghost is so boring. Who would have guessed? I want to scare people, like in the movies, but nobody seems to be able to see me. Great. More boredom. What do ghosts do??? Frustrated, I slumped to the ground and observed people passing by, all wrapped in their own silly little lives. Suddenly an idea struck me with the force equivalent to a truck crashing headlong into a tree. Why don’t I follow one these people around? That way, I can haunt someone AND get rid of my boredom.

I suddenly a spotted a pretty girl about my age with a ponytail. Her hair swayed from left to right rhythmically with the pace of her walk. What caught my attention was the fact that she was eating FRENCH FRIES while walking along. Excited that I finally found French Fries, followed the unfortunate girl. As I followed her, I observed her face closely. She was actually very pretty with almond shaped eyes the colour of moss. Her nose was small and pert while the corners of her mouth were slightly upturned, giving her look of a person who seems to be smiling no matter how upset they are. Her auburn hair was thick and wavy. Oh my god, I’m so jealous of her! Not only is she pretty, she also has a small and slim figure. Oh, and she’s not dead. Some people have all the luck.

Chronicles of My Holiday

The holidays are fast approaching d end for me as i hav 2 go bak 2 dat freaking hell hole on thurs nite.. shit shit shit shit.. Im just blogging coz extreme boredom has taken over me and facebook has finally lost its appeal for me.. lets view d chronicle of my hols...

Day 1: Arrived in larkin terminal at 6 am. I didnt get up at d toll like i always do due to extreme tiredness. So it meant dat i called my dad later than usual and had 2 wait 4 him at d bus terminal... For a normal person, this is not considered bad. However, im NOT normal.. i tend 2 get stared at by people.. like, wat is their problem? neva seen a punjabi gal before izzit? i had 2 bear 10 agonizing minutes of gawking by lousy strangers =( .... Needless 2 say, i spent most of d day sleeping and then facebooking by nightfall.

Day 4: D day started off with me feeling like d ugliest person in d world... My face looked like crap, my body looked like crap... basically everything was crap.. Then, my mum brought us 2 see d movie Blue at CS... while getting ready, i kept cursing myself.. to me, my ass looked horrible in my jeans, my hair was like a birds nest and my face loked like total crap... i must have been hormonally-imbalanced on dat day..yet, my sister said i looked nice,bless her.. At cs, we (d kids) were fighting abt mcD in d cinema hall.. we managed 2 smuggle in 3 fillet-o-fish meals...(to d TGV management, i would like 2 say sorry and sucka!!) anyway, we were fighting coz my bro wanted 2 eat d burger d moment we entered d cinema hall n i didnt let him, dat greedy pig... d movie was soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dchick was practically shoving her ass up d camera... i felt ike chasing my brother out of dat place... oh god...

Day 8: I got a new handphone!!!! and contact lenses!!!!! woooo hooooooooo!!! My baby is Nokia 5730 Xpress Music.. thank you to my ma for bying me THREE pairs of coloured contacts and also THANK YOU to my bhua ji's n d rest of d tg malim family for d financial contribution 2 buy me a phone..

Day 9: It was GIRLS GONE WILD DAY!!!!!!! My sis n i spent 3 hours mindlessly window shopping at cs.. no money no talk baby.. i pity d shop people... i must say, my sis i are pretty good actors.. we managed 2 look super interested in d clothes but not buy anything at all.. hehehehehehe.. (again, SUCKA!!!) after mindless walking we went ona date at Seasons... sharing chocolate cake n ice cream like a couple... actually, we were spying n other couples. There was this one couple, an indian dude n a chinese chick who were all cuddled up and snuggling each other.. being geniusses dat we are, my sis n i copied their lovey-dovey antics and ended up exploding in laughter.. aft d indian dude stared at us, we decided it was time 2 get d hell outta there.....

Day 10: Nothing much happened durig d day xcept dat we went 2 d temple coz gt prayers for Guru Nanak's upcoming bday anniversary.. At night however, somebdy told me something that IMMEDIATELY put a stop on my ugly feeling mood.. My friend who i hav not seen since april (Vaisakhi) said 2 me, "Kirat, you're getting prettier day by day"... THANK YOU RABBA!!!! With that one siple sentence, i couldnt stop smiling d whole time i was at d temple... hmmm, i must hav looked like a deranged nutcase... oh well..

Day 11: It was a sunday and i got up at 5 am... y? coz me my ma n pa were going 2 KL!!! for a wedding... but d wedding was a side excuse, d main reason i was goin coz i didnt get a chance 2 meet d tg malim family during diwali (no thanks 2 kmp) n i wanted 2 thank them 4 my brand new PHONE!!!!! Jasjiet ended up playing with my phone while simmie n i chatted during d wedding cermony... not my fault, it was extremely long n booooring.... none of my relatives could recognize me at first... all were like, kirat! u look so different... simmie even called me sexy (thanx baby, i appreciate d love) Aft dat, we went 2 shin p's hse so dat i could catch a glimpse of sherin... had quite a pleasant time there.. plus i FINALLY got 2 c my new baby cousin (so cute!)


Day 13: I went for a facial, but now i regret my decision coz i had an allergy 2 d products used n now my skin is all red and blotchy(thank god gt no pimples).. my sis said dat i look like i hav a sunburn and now my skin is dry and peeling away... Again i look like crap an d i hav 2 show my face at KMP in TWO days.. god, pls cure my skin!!!

It is day 14 while im writing this blog and i have an unfulfilled dream of eating at Sushi King =(
Does anybody know if there is Sushi King in Alor Setar? Im serious...

HOOOOOOOOOOOOME SWEEEEEEEEEET HOOOOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM BACK HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN JB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


First , I would like to salute:
~ watever my mum cooks
~ clean toilets
~ the absence of d damn cali (damn u all!!!)
~ shopping malls (even plaza pelangi)
~ movie theaters

ALL of which i missed dearly during my days in the untamed land of arau, perlis...

naturally, i hit d malls when i reached jb.... how fun it was to shop again!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!! proving dat i AM a girly girl at heart.... tee hee..


New Developments made in jb:
~ i did rebonding again.... i cant help it! i loooooooooove my hair straight..
~ I GOT CONTACTS!!!!! *the world stopped* yes.. yes.. i hav a phobia of eyeballs.. but ppl can overcome their fears! look at me now, im TOUCHING my eyeballs, WILLINGLY. menax must be so proud of me....


Comments Made by Family members upon seeing me after 2 months (in sequence):

Father: Hye. Get in d car fast.. (well... i missed u too dad... sheesh)
Brother: U look fat. ur backside is so big.. ( thanx a lot... my self-esteem thanks you for murdering it)
Sister: FATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! UR BACK!!!! LEMME SQUISH UR FATSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! (honestly...wats wrong with them?)
Mother: KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEBODY CAME BACK!!! (d best welcome is always from mommy dearest...*sniff* *sniff*)


My days are spent watching tv, onlining, sleeping. sleep after 2 am, wake up at 1 pm... imma loving it! but all good things must come to an end... i'll be leaving my beloved jb on d 1st of aug... not to say dat i hate kmp.... kmp was so damn fun...
i REALLY REALLY REALLY miss my jaanu... ur always on my mind jaanu... i play d kajra re song for u...
i also kinda miss my roommates with all their craziness. forever shouting out "OH NO SHIT!!" "WOO HOO!!" "KAU MEMEANG TAK LAWA!!!" suffice to say dat my room was d noisiest on d whole floor with the combination of shouts n my constant singing, actually i BELT out songs all the time... wonder y no one complains... hmmmmm....
but, it was nice to escape from d stresses of studying n ehm... ehm... boy troubles... being bak home allowed me space to tink n relax....

dats it for now, i guess...


*sorry i didnt mention u in my previous blog, arveen .. i meant to, but i forgot... sorry ah*

My Life So Far

I felt like blogging coz its been a really long time since i blogged properly... Well, for anyone who lives in a rock, im currently stuck in a place far far away called PERLIS... Matriculation is actually very tiring yet interesting at d same time... Y is it interesting?? coz of the various characters u meet here.. and also because of d sex maniacs (jk..jk...well..not really)

Its no surprise at all dat d place is packed with malays (M).... kmp (kolej matrikulasi perlis) is actualy titchy.. as in tiny... small.. ninny... its like a circle where the nucleus have the classrooms, lecture halls, etc n at the plasma membrane are the hostel blocks...(cheh.. bio student...) d worst part is dat all d blocks are haunted... this is NOT good... NOT GOOD AT ALL.... y????????? coz im a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig chicken... anyone who knows me will come to realise wat a big chicken i am... i cant even tahan to watch house of wax.... dats proof of how big a chicken i am... than god dat nothing happened to me yet...

i dont even wanna talk abt d classes.... lets just say dat chemistry n i are sworn enemies....

On the plus side.... ive found a soul sistah here (dont worry menax ur d ultimate soul sistah).... her name is nazrita n she's a mamak chick.... d most AMAZING thing is dat she's like meeeeeeeeeee.... a bit d yellow yellow wan... haha.... lulu must be rolling her eyes at this.. hehe... she looks like laliitha... aint dat strange... oooooooh... ive also started talkin 2 boys... no more am i d silent one... HAHAHAHA....

oh shit... running outta time now... i'll blog when im free... im comin back to jb on d 16 of jul n goin back on d 1st of aug..... quick make plans to get together ppl!!!


here's a shout out to d ppl i miss the most in kmp:
~ MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
~ POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!!
~ gur (ponga head)
~ harcharan (i'll come back n whack ur backside)
~ MENAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ( mah soul sistah.....)
~ lulu ( no one has come close to bein as cute as u)
~ shalini (miss talkin to u..)
~ fhc (SWEEEEEETS! sien diao!)
~ laliitha ( although ur MIA u were a good friend last year)
n d rest of 5 sn 1 ... sry gt no more time ppl...

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

MATRICULATION

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im blogging abt matriculation... after weeks of whirlwind madness, i managed to find a couple of peaceful seconds to sit down and write a short summary of my stay here... My summary:





IT SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A New Love

A new love has sprung into my life. Took me by surprise actually. No one else can see the wonder of my new love. WHY??? WHY???

ZACHARY QUINTO

I used to view him with gross fascination. As Sylar, this dude is sick. Sexy, but sick. The sickness overtook the sexiness and i was creeped out by him every week.

And then came STAR TREK.

Honestly, I have absolutely NO INTEREST in the movie. I was like " Star Trek?? Pfft.. Who cares?" Then, I found out Zachary Quinto aka Sylar was in the movie. That caught my attention. The image of a sick twisted dude playing Spock was laughable. I wanted to watch the movie also because of his eyebrows. Hehehe..

As usual, once Im in love, I will daydream about the loved one. The best time to daydream is right before sleeping coz the wonderfull fantasies can lull me to sleep. I am now a self proclaimed obsessed fan. Equipped with the knowledge that he lives in L.A, my fantasies take pace there. My Fantasy of Me and Zachary Quinto:

Im in L.A on holiday looking 300 times more gorgeous and 10 kgs lighter. Dressed casually chic, Im having lunch in a restaurant where Zachary Quinto happens to be with a faceless friend. Upon my arrival, he goes "Whoa, what a babe!" and I will be looking fabulous eating something nobody cares about. Surprised by the attraction he has for me he will approach my table n try to hit on me, offering to take me sight seeing on Hollywood Boulevard. Me ( while gorgeous) looking as innocent as a baby lamb will accept his offer because I think he's hot. While sight seeing, he will fall head over heels in love with me because im drop dead gorgeous, charming, witty and seemingly innocent (not true coz i'll be lusting in my head). We'll get married and produce equally genetically blessed children.

~The end~

Star Trek was a great movie nonetheless that managed to make me fall for zachary quinto. *sigh* Although menax says he looks like a goofball, I would like to add that he looks like a HOT goofball.

In conclusion, He's a hot sexy dude. Although his chest hair is like the Batman sign, he's still HOT. Plus, he has a good chest all muscular and not flabby... be mine, zach, be mine...

Baby Steps

This my first time blogging EVER. still a bit clueless.....
hmm.......................
wat to write???
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